1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
"Besides, Enoch has lost his temper."

2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?
psychology textbook

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
if computer = TV then kaiba

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
9:00 post meridiem

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
9:00 PM (damn abbreviations)

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
the chime of a bell without a clapper

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
seven-ish; sating my hunger (esuribam)

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
psuedo-sarah aka textbox

9. What are you wearing?
koi fish print tee-shirt and some cozy underwear

10. Did you dream last night?
i was hoping it to be of sarah, but, alas, i remember not

11. When did you last laugh?
just now

12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?
christmas lights

13. Seen anything weird lately?
an employee without a name tag

14. What do you think of this quiz?
i thought it was a survey

15. What is the last film you saw?
the one to help the children learn about chemistry (somehow) by burning gummy bears with potassium iodide and throwing the test tube away, which i helped to create

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
a lovely place to steal away to with my most cherished sarah

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know about.
i want to be the very best, the best there ever was

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
this [link]

19. Do you like to dance?
as long as the music (if there happens to be any) doesn't invoke a senseless blob of people doing what people would now call dancing, or if it is raining, which always means it's time to dance

20. George Bush:
don't care

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Hysteron

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Proteron

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
depends on what i would leave behind

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
you were right all along, i don't exist except for in some crude fantasy that vaguely passes for some kind of way to connect people to each other when, in their ignorance, could have easily found a sense of belonging that would be rewarding or something that they could have a more tangible purpose to live for....

25.Tag six people who must also do this in THEIR journal:
tits or gtfo!